If I'm not mistaken, you'll have to go back to Maryland to complete your studies soon. We both know education is important, but why don't you request a transfer to Naughty Island's State University ? You could keep working here and earn money. Customers just love you. I bet your college fees would be paid in full before you even completed your studies. So, what do you think of my offer ?

Well, it was fun. But no, thanks. I will go home.

That's an interesting offer. I stay.