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<img src="images/start-screen-logo.svg" alt="Vulgar Girls" class="start-screen-logo"> <span class="small">This game has adult content. Please only continue if you're over 18.</span> [[Start Game|Demo message]]

By H.H Richards <p class="version">v1.0.0 <<if $fullGame is false>>(Demo)<</if>></p>

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Start with a score equal to the number of images/passages. Decrement each time you get one wrong. Add the decrementer on the option which is incorrect.

<i class="warning">This is a short demo</i> The full game is much longer, & allows you to form a relationship with characters in this game. It has a lot more flirting, & none of the images are censored. You can buy the full game on Itch.io for $2. H.H Richards ;-) <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod">Get the full game</a> [[Play demo|welcome]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top-wrapper" style="display:none"> <<include "Email top bar Maddie">><<include "Email top bar Ingrid">></div> <</nobr>>

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<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--maddie"> <img src="images/maddie.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Maddie B.</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<div class="email-top email-top--ingrid"> <img src="images/ingrid.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Ms Ingrid McCall</p> </div>

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<<link 'Credits'>> <<dialog 'Credits'>> <div id="credits"> <h2>With special thanks to these Patreons:</h2> <p>EvasiveAction246</p> <p>THOMPSOR</p> <p>Juan Xico</p> <p>g</p> <p>Nic</p> <p>philipp möbus</p> <p>dodo</p> <p>Anthony Gough</p> <p>Alexandre Bataillard</p> <p>Joe</p> <p>Monotoned Feelz</p> </div> <</dialog>> <</link>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Unigurl_49er</p> </div> <</nobr>> Hi I think you deleted one of my photos by mistake? It was a nice photo of me posing in my t-shirt. It has the word "T.I.T.S" written on it, which is an acronym for "Traveler Itinerary Tracking Solutions" That's my job. You might have thought it was a rude word though!!! [[Send to Maddie|me spam 3 Maddie]] [[Delete|me spam 4]]

Hi hun!!! 😃 Great to see you! Shall we get started on some rules? [[Okay sure|rules]] [[Who are you?|who is maddie]]

Oh yesterday I spent all day with my BF Steve! He took me to the animal sanctuary! It was soooo interesting! Do you like animals? [[Yes!|me like animals]] [[Nope|me dont like animals]] [[That sounds boring!|me animals boring]]

Great! I LOVE animals, I find them so cool! Especially the cute ones, hehe! 😊 [[What's the cutest animal?|me whats cutest]] [[What animals did you see?|me whats cutest]] [[You're adorable!|me youre adorable]]

Oh but animals are so fascinating! Especially the cute ones, hehe! 😊 [[What's the cutest animal?|me whats cutest]] [[What animals did you see?|me whats cutest]] [[You're adorable!|me youre adorable]]

Oh we saw LOTS of cute animals! But I think the ducks were my favorite... The way they waddled around, haha so cute! Or maybe the baby rabbits [[Okay...|me ok good]] [[You're adorable!|me youre adorable]] [[Ducks are funny|me like ducks]] [[I like rabbits|me like rabbits]]

Hahaha thanks I was so excited the whole day!! I think it annoyed my BF tho tbh 😑 [[Why?|me bf not like animals]] [[Doesn't he like animals?|me bf not like animals]]

Well he kept making silly jokes I think he was just trying to be funny But sometimes he was taking it too far, and being quite mean! Some of the things he was saying was annoying me a bit tbh [[Like what?|me what did bf say 2]] [[What did he say?|me what did bf say 2]] [[He was probably just joking|me just joking]]

So I had a nice day We saw LOTS of cute animals! I was so excited the whole day! I think it annoyed my BF tho tbh! 😑 [[Why?|me bf not like animals]] [[Doesn't he like animals?|me bf not like animals]]

Yeah they're amazing!!! Did you know that a male duck is called a "drake"? 🦆 Like the rapper! [[Yes|me ok fact]] [[Nope|me nope fact]] [[Never heard of him|me dont know drake]]

Yeah he was... But some of the things he said weren't very nice [[Like what?|me what did bf say 2]] [[What did he say?|me what did bf say 2]] [[Don't we need to do some work?|39 new rule?]]

We were watching some pigs rolling around in the mud (they were so cute!) But Steve pointed to the biggest one & said that it looked like ME when I'm naked in bed!!! Isn't that a horrible thing to say?!!! [[Yes!|me horrible]] [[Haha!|me laugh at pig]]

No!!!! That's not funny! 😩 I know I'm not skinny like other girls... ...but I don't look like a pig!!! [[Nope|me not a pig]] [[You're cuter than a pig!|me not a pig]] [[I think your BF is a dick|me bf is dick]]

I know I'm not skinny like other girls... ...but I don't look like a pig!!! [[Nope|me not a pig]] [[You're cuter than a pig!|me not a pig]] [[I think your BF is a dick|me bf is dick]]

Well.... thanks!!! I do think pigs are quite cute, I suppose But I don't want to be called one, thanks very much, haha! Oh but that wasn't the only mean thing he said!!! [[What else did he say?|me what else]] [[Should we get back to work?|me back to work 1]]

He was just joking around But that did hurt my feelings Maybe I should have told him that I didn't find it funny But that wasn't the only thing that he said!!! [[What else did he say?|me what else]] [[Should we get back to work?|me back to work 1]]

I'm not sure I want to tell you! Do some work hun, & then we can chat some more! [[Okay|vulgar]]

Ok sure, let's get back to work! [[Okay|vulgar]]

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Thanks hun! If it looks like spam, just delete it. If it looks important, send it to me, ok? [[Okay, let's go|me spam 1]]

If it looks like spam, just delete it. If it looks important, send it to me, ok? [[Okay, let's go|me spam 1]]

Oh dear, haha! That's an unfortunate acronym! Well we can't please everyone. Keep going please hun! [[Okay|me spam 4]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-m.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Datman568</p> </div> <</nobr>> Hey guys, I looove your app. I lorve to see all those howt gurls, daymmm! [[Send to Maddie|me spam 1 Maddie]] [[Delete|me spam 2]]

Hmm you didn't need to send this one to me You can delete stuff that seems like spam [[Okay|me spam 2]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Samantha J Heap</p> </div> <</nobr>> I've been using your app for a while now, and overall, I'm enjoying the experience. However, I've noticed that the image moderation can be quite strict at times. Some of my photos have been removed for reasons that seem unclear to me, and it's frustrating. [[Send to Maddie|me spam 2 Maddie]] [[Delete|me spam 3]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Anaisha Kumar</p> </div> <</nobr>> I was trying to upload a selfie with my new haircut, but somehow, I ended up with cat ears and whiskers! I'm not sure if this is some sort of cosmic punishment for not liking cats enough, but can you help me fix this purr-plexing issue? I promise to give more love to cats if you do! Meow-ver and out, Anaisha Kumar [[Send to Maddie|me spam 4 Maddie]] [[Delete|me spam steve]]

Thanks, I'll pass this on it looks like all the new moderation rules aren't clear to the users Keep going please hun! [[Okay|me spam 3]]

Oh dear! Looks like some problem with the image filters I'll pass this one onto the IT department, thanks! Keep going please hun! [[Okay|me spam steve]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Hey dude... not sure if this will go to the right person, but... I'm Maddie's BF Can I get your help with something? [[Sure|me help steve]] [[No|me dont help steve]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Awesome, thanks dude! I'll send you another email soon Listen... don't tell Maddie that I emailed will you? [[Okay bye|me after spam]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Ok no worries dude Sorry to bother you... Listen... don't tell Maddie that I emailed will you? [[Okay bye|me after spam]]

Hi again hun! Sorry for making you check my emails, I know it's tedious!! [[That's ok|me btw]] [[Your BF emailed me|me steve emailed]]

What! He did?! What did he want? [[He didn't say|me bf didn't say]] [[He told me to give you a message|me bf has message]]

Oh ok Maybe he'll email again later Ok, back to work please hun! [[Okay|539-1]]

He did? Really? What did he say? [[He loves you|me bf loves you]] [[He said you look like a pig|me look like pig]] [[He didn't actually say|me bf didn't say]]

Oh that's so sweeet!!!! But that sounds unlikely!! I don't think he really said that! Ok, let's get back to work please hun! [[Okay|539-1]]

Errrrr... ...no, I don't think he said that!! Ok, let's get back to work please hun! [[Okay|539-1]]

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or any offensive words on clothing like "tits", "cock" or "fuck" & remember that all photos must contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|539-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off!<<else>>Great thanks hun!!<<endif>> I've got some more customer support emails to do, can you help me with those again please? If it looks like spam, just delete it. If it looks important, send it to me, ok? [[Okay sure|me spam 6]] <</if>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Janine Chien</p> </div> <</nobr>> I was experimenting with the filters on your app and accidentally activated the "Potato Mode." Now, my selfie looks like I just emerged from a deep-fryer. Can you please help me undo this starchy catastrophe? I promise to stick to the more human-friendly filters from now on. Spud-tacularly yours, Janine Chien 🥔 [[Send to Maddie|me spam 6 Maddie]] [[Delete|me spam 7]]

Omg, this person seems to be getting in a mess with the filters! I'll pass this one onto the IT department, thanks! Keep going please hun! [[Okay|me spam 7]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: An0nH8cker</p> </div> <</nobr>> Dear Selfiebook Ltd, I find it quite amusing how you censor my selfies while allowing far more questionable content to thrive on your platform. Your hypocrisy is duly noted. Expect repercussions if this continues. [[Send to Maddie|me spam 7 Maddie]] [[Delete|me spam 8]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Sally J. Sahir</p> </div> <</nobr>> Hello I'm not sure who to report this to, but I want to let you know that you deleted a photo of me in a T-shirt earlier You might have thought it contained a rude word but it was the acronym of my charity, the <em>Caring Unity Network Trust (C.U.N.T)</em>. I know this might seem like a joke because the acronym is the same as a swearword... but the name has been around a long time & we don't want to change it [[Send to Maddie|me spam 8 Maddie]] [[Delete|me steve again]]

Oh dear, this person sounds quite angry! You can delete emails like this though... there's nothing we can do We HAVE to delete the nudity, that's our job! [[Okay|me spam 8]]

Oh maaaan... that's an unfortunate name, right?!! Did nobody think of how it'd be shortened when they came up with it? Haha Oh well, noted.... Keep going please! [[Okay|me steve again]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Hey dude, it's Maddie's BF again... I need to ask you a question... I really upset Maddie yesterday so I'm going to get her a gift as a little apology I want you to think really hard about what she might want, & I'll email you later, ok? But don't tell her that I emailed, ok? [[Ok sure|me maddie after steve]] [[I already told her that you emailed|me told steve]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> That's ok But just don't tell her that I'm getting her a gift, ok? I don't want to ruin the surprise! [[Okay|me maddie after steve]]

Perfect, thanks hun!! We can do more emails later [[Steve is getting you a gift|39 steve gift?]] [[Shall I get back to work?|39 btw 539]]

I dunno... some of the things that people complain about... ...like... get a life, haha! Anyway, let's get back to work! [[Okay|539-1]] [[Your BF emailed me btw|me steve emailed]]

Did you know that a baby rabbit is called a "kit"? I always thought it was "bunny", but that's not right! It's "kit" like "kitten". So cool, right? [[I knew that already|me ok fact]] [[I didn't know that|me nope fact]]

Oh ok 😆 So anyway, I had a nice day I was so excited the whole day about all the animals we saw! I think it annoyed my BF tho tbh! 😑 [[Why?|me bf not like animals]] [[Doesn't he like animals?|me bf not like animals]]

Well there you go, I've educated you!! Lol 😀 I'm just not sure where you'll use this knowledge 😆 So anyway, I had a nice day I was so excited the whole day about all the animals we saw! I think it annoyed my BF tho tbh! 😑 [[Why?|me bf not like animals]] [[Doesn't he like animals?|me bf not like animals]]

Drake is my BF's favorite singer He makes us listen to him when we're having sex 🙄 So anyway, I had a nice day I was so excited the whole day about all the animals we saw! I think it annoyed my BF tho tbh! 😑 [[Why?|me bf not like animals]] [[Doesn't he like animals?|me bf not like animals]]

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Oh yes, sure! But I need to tell you about yesterday first! 😆 [[Okay|me what did bf say 2]]

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, & don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|2-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off<<else>>Great thanks!!<<endif>> OMG it is sooooo hot in this office! 🥵 The AC is broken! [[Oh no!|39 laugh as mad]] [[What are you wearing?|39 mad wearing?]] <</if>>

Well UPPER MANAGEMENT have noticed a lot of people uploading selfies containing "vulgar" messages on clothing... [[Okay...|39 tshirt rule 2]] [[Like what?|39 tshirt rule 2]]

So you might have noticed some girls wearing t-shirts or sweaters with some slogans on... We need to ban any selfie that contains anything "vulgar" ...or "offensive" [[What does that mean?|39 need slogan eg]] [[I need an example|39 need slogan eg]]

Well this was a mistake... because I came to work wearing a sweater <img src="images/39-maddie-sweater.svg"> I'm TOO hot! 🤦‍♀️ [[Oh no!|39 oh no sweater]] [[Big mistake!|39 oh no sweater]] [[Take it off!|39 ask mad sweater off]]

And I wore a sweater today too!!! <img src="images/39-maddie-sweater.svg"> I'm TOO hot! 🤦‍♀️ [[Oh no!|39 oh no sweater]] [[Big mistake!|39 oh no sweater]] [[Take it off!|39 ask mad sweater off]]

Well I don't want to take it off... ...in case the boss sees me [[Why?|30 what sweater?]] [[Are you wearing anything underneath?|39 naked under sweater?]]

Hmmm yeah... But I don't want to take it off in case the boss sees me [[Why?|30 what sweater?]] [[Are you wearing anything underneath?|39 naked under sweater?]]

Because... ...it's embarrassing [[How embarrassing?|39 ask sweater]] [[Show me!|39 ask sweater]]

Yes... But it's embarrassing [[How embarrassing?|39 ask sweater]] [[Show me!|39 ask sweater]]

I'll show you soon! 😄 But first... I have to tell you about a new rule! 😑 [[Okay|39 tshirt rule]] [[What is it?|39 tshirt rule]]

This might be a complicated rule... But I can show you an example Hold on... [[Okay|39 mad sweater off]]

Let me take this sweater off... <img src="images/39-maddie-sweater-off.svg"> [[Okay|39 slut vest]] [[What are you wearing underneath?|39 slut vest]]

Here's what I'm wearing underneath! <img src="images/39-maddie-slut1.svg"> [[Nice|39 slut nice]] [[Why does it say 'slut'?|39 why slut]]

Thanks But it's so embarrassing Because it says "Slut" across the front! 😆 That's why I didn't take it off earlier 🙄 [[Why does it say 'slut'?|39 why slut]]

Well I went on a WILD hen party last year 😅 and we all had these custom tops printed! 😝 The bride was "Bitch" The maid of honor was "Hussy" Another girl was "Bimbo" [[😄|39 names haha]] [[These are very insulting!!|39 names insulting]] [[Why were you 'slut'?|39 why maddie slut?]]

Hehe it was a crazy fun night out! Some people did stop & stare at us tho because we were wearing tops with offensive words on! [[Was anyone offended?|39 anyone offended]] [[Aren't they very insulting?|39 names insulting]] [[Why were you 'slut'?|39 why maddie slut?]]

Yeah... But we were all friends, & we all thought it was funny! Obviously it wouldn't be nice for other people to call us these names But we insult each other all the time just joking around, so it's all just silly fun! [[So nobody was offended?|39 offended?]] [[Why were you 'slut'?|39 why maddie slut?]]

Haha my friends call me a slut all the time! 😆 We joke around & insult each other a lot, just for fun [[Because you are a slut?|39 mad is a slut]] [[Show me another photo|39 btw slut]] [[We should get back to work|39 btw slut]]

Haha no We always joke around calling each other names My friends call me a slut all the time 😆🤦‍♀️ [[Because you're a slut?|39 mad is a slut]] [[Show me another photo|39 btw slut]] [[We should get back to work|39 btw slut]]

HEY!!! NO! You can't call me that! Only my friends can!! [[Oh sorry|39 sorry slut]] [[Does your BF call you a slut?|39 bf call slut?]] [[Show me another photo|39 btw slut]]

Hmm only sometimes if I'm being REALLY naughty in the bedroom 😉 I think he knows when he can call me that & when he can't 😄 Anyway... I showed you my top for a reason! [[Okay...|39 slut top eg]]

Oh I don't think so I don't usually worry about what other people think of me! But we all thought it was funny! Obviously it wouldn't be nice for other people to call us these names But we insult each other all the time just joking around, so it's just silly fun! [[So nobody was offended?|39 offended?]] [[Why were you 'slut'?|39 why maddie slut?]]

Thats ok... I suppose I'm giving off mixed messages, I'm literally wearing a top that says "slut" haha! [[Does your BF call you a slut?|39 bf call slut?]] [[Show me another photo|39 btw slut]] [[We should get back to work|39 btw slut]]

If you see any offensive words like "slut" Like this: <img src="images/39-maddie-slut2.svg"> Then press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay!|532-1]]

Oh, yes okay... I showed you my top for a reason! [[Okay...|39 slut top eg]]

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or any offensive words on clothing like "bitch", "fuck" & "slut". & remember that all photos must contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|532-1]] [[This is stupid!|39 stupid 532]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off<<else>>Perfect!!<<endif>> Here's some more [[Okay|533-1]] <</if>>

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or any offensive words on clothing like "shit", "fuck" or "bitch" & remember that all photos must contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|533-1]] [[This is stupid|39 stupid 533]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off<<else>>Perfect, thanks!!<<endif>> Don't get confused with some words that are actually NOT offensive Some will be ok! [[Okay|39 offensive ok]] [[How do I know what's offensive?|39 offensive or not]] [[Who decides what 'offensive' is?|39 offensive or not]] <</if>>

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Hey I don't make the rules!! Maybe we can get UPPER MANAGEMENT to drop these rules later Try again hun! 🙂 [[Okay|533-1]]

Hey I don't make the rules!! Maybe we can get UPPER MANAGEMENT to drop these rules later Try again hun! 🙂 [[Okay|532-1]]

Dunno. Good question! I think this might start getting really tricky tho.... Like we have to decide what is offensive... ...and what isn't!! [[Okay|btw 534]] [[This is too complicated!|39 too complicated]]

I think this might start getting really tricky tho.... Like we have to decide what is offensive... ...and what isn't!! [[Okay|btw 534]] [[This is too complicated!|39 too complicated]]

Yeah... I suppose every person makes up their own mind about what is offensive to them Like my hen party top was offensive to some people, but I thought it was hilarious! 😆 Anyway, back to work! [[Okay|534-1]]

I suppose every person makes up their own mind about what is offensive to them Like my hen party top was offensive to some people, but I thought it was hilarious! 😆 Anyway, back to work! [[Okay|534-1]]

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or any offensive words on clothing like "ass", "tits" or "fuck" & remember that all photos must contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|534-1]] [[This is stupid|39 stupid 534]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off<<else>>Great, thanks!!<<endif>> Oh so I was telling you earlier about how my BF was being mean to me yesterday? [[At the animal sanctuary?|39 mad continue]] [[Yes...|39 mad continue]] [[He called you a pig?|39 called pig]] <</if>>

Haha yeah this is quite confusing I'll ask UPPER MANAGEMENT to clarify these rules later Try again hun! 🙂 [[Okay|534-1]]

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So he pointed at a pig & said it looked just like me! [[It had big tits?|39 pig tits?]] [[It was breathtakingly beautiful?|39 sexy pig]] [[Very offensive!|39 offensive pig]]

Yes!! 🤦‍♀️ So he pointed at a pig & said it looked just like me! [[It had big tits?|39 pig tits?]] [[It was breathtakingly beautiful?|39 sexy pig]] [[Very offensive!|39 offensive pig]]

Err... no 😆 But I suppose it was quite a cute pig actually 😄 But... omg such an offensive thing to say, calling me a pig! Then he teased me the whole day by making pig noises 🤦‍♀️ [[Haha!|39 oink funny]] [[That sounds irritating|39 oink bad]] [[He was probably just joking|39 just joking]]

Lol well it was quite a cute pig actually 😄 But yeah.... omg such an offensive thing to say! Then he teased me the whole day by making pig noises 🤦‍♀️ [[Haha!|39 oink funny]] [[That sounds irritating|39 oink bad]] [[He was probably just joking|39 just joking]]

Well it was quite a cute pig actually 😄 But yeah.... omg such an offensive thing to say! Then he teased me the whole day by making pig noises 🤦‍♀️ [[Haha!|39 oink funny]] [[That sounds irritating|39 oink bad]] [[He was probably just joking|39 just joking]]

Hmm it wasn't that funny... it was just irritating I was in a bad mood the rest of the evening We just went to bed without speaking 🙁 [[No sex?|39 no sex]] [[Oh no!|39 mad ohno]] [[Has he apologized?|39 apologised?]]

Yes it was!!! I think he thought he was being funny. But it just annoyed me 😑 I was in a bad mood the rest of the evening We just went to bed without speaking 🙁 [[No sex?|39 no sex]] [[Oh no!|39 mad ohno]] [[Has he apologized?|39 apologised?]]

Yeah I think so But it wasn't funny... it was just irritating 😆 I was in a bad mood the rest of the evening We just went to bed without speaking 🙁 [[No sex?|39 no sex]] [[Oh no!|39 mad ohno]] [[Has he apologized?|39 apologised?]]

Nope!! And I LOVE sex, lol 😉😏 [[Are you horny now?|39 mad horny?]] [[Has he apologized?|39 apologised?]]

I know!!! We didn't have sex or anything!! And I LOVE sex, lol 😉😏 [[Are you horny now?|39 mad horny?]] [[Has he apologized?|39 apologised?]]

No but I hope he does because I want some makeup sex! [[Okay|btw 535]] [[Makeup sex?|39 makeupsex]] [[We should get back to work|btw 535]]

Haha Not yet because I'm still mad at him But I will be tomorrow if he doesn't apologize! 😉 [[Okay|btw 535]]

Remember to ban any photos with offensive words Especially anything sexual, or vulgar words for body parts like "tits" & "cock" etc [[Okay|535-1]]

haha yeah "makeup sex" is when you makeup after having an argument Makeup sex is the BEST kind of sex, haha!! Do you know what I mean? Have you ever had makeup sex after an argument? 😛 [[Yes!|39 yes makeup sex]] [[Nope|39 no makeup sex]] [[We should get back to work|btw 535]]

Hehe all those raw emotions... it so passionate! So anyway, I hope he apologizes so we can have some passionate, amazing sex, hehe! [[Good luck!|39 hope apologise]] [[I hope he doesn't|39 dont apologise]] [[We should get back to work|btw 535]]

Aww well it's like super intimate because you're reconnecting again after an argument it can be so passionate! I love it! So anyway, I hope he apologizes so we can have some passionate, amazing sex, hehe! [[Good luck!|39 hope apologise]] [[I hope he doesn't|39 dont apologise]] [[We should get back to work|btw 535]]

Thanks!!! I can't go for very long without sex, it makes me sad, haha!! 😝 Anyway, we should get back to work! [[Okay|btw 535]]

Well if he doesn't then I'll be annoyed & angry still ...or maybe I'll be horny from not having sex. Not sure!!! 😄 Anyway, we should get back to work! 😏 [[Okay|btw 535]]

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or any offensive words on clothing like "tits", "cock" or "fuck" & remember that all photos must contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|535-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off<<else>>Perfect, thanks!!<<endif>> Here's some more! Some of these might be confusing, so... I dunno, use your best judgement, ok? [[Okay|536-1]] <</if>>

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or any offensive words on clothing like "tits", "cock" or "fuck" & remember that all photos must contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|536-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off<<else>>Great, thanks!!<<endif>> Here's some more, then we're gonna do something different... [[Okay|537-1]] <</if>>

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or any offensive words on clothing like "tits", "cock" or "fuck" & remember that all photos must contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|537-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off! <<endif>>Omg this is sooo confusing! I'm not sure if the word "horny" is offensive or not!!! I think I need to check for clarification! [[Okay|39 more]] [["Horny" is definitely offensive|39 horny not offensive]] [["Horny" is not offensive|39 horny not offensive]] <</if>>

Dunno! It's too subjective! Here's some more [[Okay|538-1]]

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Oh?! He emailed you to say that? Oooo that is exciting!! I wonder what kind of gift? [[He didn't say|39 he didnt say gift]] [[What would you like?|39 what want?]] [[He wanted me to decide|39 me to decide]]

Ok, back to work! [[Okay|540-1]]

Ooooh, it's a mystery!!! Oh.... this is because he has no clue what to get me isn't it?!! 😄 [[Yes!|39 no idea]] [[What would you like?|39 what want?]]

Oh I dunno... Hmmm... Something.... fun? [[Fun... like a boardgame?|39 boardgame]] [[Fun... like something sexy?|39 sexy?]] [[A pig!|39 get a pig]]

Oh.... well I hope you choose something good for me! 😝 [[What would you like?|39 what want?]] [[I have no idea!|39 no idea]] [[I'll think about it|39 think about it]]

Omg you are both useless! 😄 Why don't you tell him to get me... Hmmm... Something.... fun? [[Fun... like a boardgame?|39 boardgame]] [[Fun... like something sexy?|39 sexy?]] [[A pig!|39 get a pig]]

Ok sure!! Well I look forward to seeing what you come up with! 😊 [[Okay|39 btw 539]] [[What would you like?|39 what want?]]

Hmm no I want something a bit more... ...Sexy than that!!! [[A sex toy?|39 get dildo?]] [[Some sexy lingerie?|39 sexy lingerie]] [[I'll think of something|39 think something]]

Oohhh yeah!! Now we're talking!!!! 😃 [[A sex toy?|39 get dildo?]] [[Some sexy lingerie?|39 sexy lingerie]] [[I'll think of something|39 think something]]

Haha I would LOVE to have a cute pig as a pet! 🐷 But they grow so big. Where would I keep one?!!! No.. I want something that's another kind of fun 😉 [[A boardgame?|39 boardgame]] [[Something sexy?|39 sexy?]]

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That would be amazing, hehe! But I doubt he would He likes to save me all for himself 😑 [[Some sexy lingerie?|39 sexy lingerie]] [[I'll think of something|39 think something]]

Oh that sounds like a GREAT idea!!! Tell him that! Now, let's get back to work [[Okay|540-1]]

Okay great! You can think about it while we get back to work [[Okay|540-1]]

<<nobr>> <<set $num to 540>> <<chunkText "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-1.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-2.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-3.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-4.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-5.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-6.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-7.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-8.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-9.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "" `$num+"-end"`>> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-10.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `$num+"-end"`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `$num+"-end"`>> <</link>> </div> <</chunkText>> <</nobr>>

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows) [[Try again|540-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off!<<else>>Great thanks hun!!<<endif>> Can you help me with some more customer support emails pleeease? 💕 Same as last time... If it looks like spam, just delete it. If it looks important, send it to me, ok? [[Okay sure|me spam 10]] <</if>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: 🌟Virtual hugs & unicorns!🦄</p> </div> <</nobr>> Your mailbox is overflowing with virtual hugs!! Chase rainbows! 🌈 Experience joy in every hue! Dance with pandas! Join the bamboo bonanza! 🚢🍀 [[Send to Maddie|me spam 10 maddie]] [[Delete|me spam 11]]

What the hell is this shit? 😂 You can delete nonsense like this! [[Okay|me spam 11]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: ☀️ Seedy buns farm </p> </div> <</nobr>> 🍆 Plant the Seeds of Passion in our Peachy Paradise: 🍑 Join Our Sensual Gardening community! Sow Your Seeds, grow Your Own Eggplant with us on our farm where clothing is completely voluntary & actively discouraged! Erect your own veggie garden of delights & play with our fun-sized zucchinis ...You WILL get your hands dirty! 🌮 [[Send to Maddie|me spam 11 maddie]] [[Delete|me spam 12]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Sausage Safari 🌭</p> </div> <</nobr>> Thirsty for Adventure? Join the Sausage Safari 🌭 Wiener Werewolf! 🌭 Bratwurst Bandicoot Every bite is an adventure, & every sausage a story waiting to be told 👅 [[Send to Maddie|me spam 12 maddie]] [[Delete|me steve final]]

Eww no! I don't want to see that 😆 Delete spam emails like that! [[Okay|me spam 12]]

<<nobr>> <<set $getPig to false>><<set $getPigshirt to false>><<set $getSextoy to false>><</nobr>><<include "Email top bar Steve">> Hey dude it's Steve again Did you have any ideas of what I should get for Maddie? <<include "me steve options">>

You can delete rubbish like this. It makes no sense [[Okay|me steve final]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> She has absolutely no space to look after a pig! Pigs are DIRTY animals! 🤮 <<include "me steve options">>

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Great idea!!! Thanks dude [[No problem!|me maddie next]] [[I can't wait to see her wearing it! 😛|me cant wait]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> I think I should avoid anything with a pig on it, she seemed very insulted What shall I get her? <<include "me steve options">>

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Really? That's what she wants? [[Yes|me yes dildo]] [[No|me something else]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> NO WAY dude I'd prefer her to wait for me to give her an orgasm rather than using a sex toy!! [[Selfish!!|me selfish]] [[You can use a sex toy together!|me selfish]] [[I have another idea...|me something else]]

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Ok what can I get her then? <<include "me steve options">>

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Maybe, but I don't want her replacing me with a sex toy What else can I get her then? <<include "me steve options">>

<<nobr>><<if $getPig is false>>[[A pig|me get pig][$getPig to true]]<</if>> [[Some lingerie|me get lingerie]] <<if $getPigshirt is false>>[[A shirt with a pig on it|me get pig shirt][$getPigshirt to true]]<</if>> <<if $getSextoy is false>>[[A sex toy|me get dildo][$getSextoy to true]]<</if>> <<if $getSextoy is true and $getPigshirt is true and $getPig is true>>[[A hat|me get hat]]<</if>><</nobr>>

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY GF YOU JERK! [[Okay|me maddie next]] [[Alright calm down!|me maddie next]] [[Sorry!|me maddie next]]

Thanks for looking at all those emails for me today hun, that was a big help!! Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow 😘💕 [[Okay, cya|end]] <<nobr>> <<unset $getPig>> <<unset $getPigshirt>> <<unset $getSextoy>> <</nobr>>

<<include "Email top bar Steve">> Okay dude you clearly have no idea I'll do this myself Catch you on the flip side [[Okay fine|me maddie next]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-m.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Steve 👊🏈</p> </div> <</nobr>>

I work with you, remember?! <img src="images/m-hi.svg"> I need to show you some new rules! [[Okay!|rules]]

Here's some more We'll talk more soon! [[Okay|538-1]]

<b>Dear [employee 7451]</b> Welcome to SelfieBook™, the hottest social network app for sharing beautiful selfies. We've noticed many users posting "vulgar" images. It is your job is to ban these images Your coworker Maddie will show you what to do [[Okay|start]]

This has been a short demo for the game LEWD MOD The full game has: - Loads more naked images - More characters to chat/flirt with - Hundreds of sexy selfies <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod?utm_source=vulgar&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=vulgarend">Get the full game</a> <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/?utm_source=vulgar&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=vulgarend">More games like this</a>

Cool cool... Sorry to start with the boring stuff... ...but then we can chat later, ok? 😉 [[Okay|rules intro]]

So you're gonna see lots of images uploaded by our users the rules are that the photos MUST be a selfie So ban any that are of a butt or legs etc [[Okay!|need example?]] [[I need an example|example good]]

Do you need an example? I can take one for you right now? [[Okay|example good]] [[Nah|to work]]

So if you see a photo like this: <img src="images/m-good.svg"> ...press this: <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|nps butt bad]]

Ok get straight to work then! And then I'll explain some new rules later! [[Okay|1-1]]

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "1-2">>

And if you see a photo like this (with no face): <img src="images/stood-blouse.svg"> ...press this: <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay, got it|to work 2]]

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong hun. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows). Or contain anything vulgar, like nudity? [[Try again|1-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off<<else>>Perfect thanks hun!!<<endif>> I'll tell you about some more rules later UPPER MANAGEMENT are worried that users are uploading photos that are too "vulgar" ...whatever that means!! [[Okay|weekend]] [[Can we chat?|me chat]] [[What did you do yesterday|me what do]] <</if>>

Did you have a nice weekend anyway? Sorry for not chatting earlier, haha [[Sure|good weekend]] [[Yes, good thanks!|good weekend]] [[Not really|bad weekend]]

lol yes, I LOVE chatting ;-) Did you have a nice weekend? [[Sure|good weekend]] [[Yes, good thanks!|good weekend]] [[Not really|bad weekend]]

Aww that sucks! Sorry to hear that! [[It's okay|its ok]] [[What did you get up to?|me what do]]

Great!! So I spent all day with my BF Steve yesterday! He took me to the animal sanctuary! It was soooo interesting! Do you like animals? [[Yes!|me like animals]] [[Nope|me dont like animals]] [[That sounds boring!|me animals boring]]

Ok :-) Well I spent all day with my BF Steve yesterday! He took me to the animal sanctuary! It was soooo interesting! Do you like animals? [[Yes!|me like animals]] [[Nope|me dont like animals]] [[That sounds boring!|me animals boring]]

Next I need you to ban image that contains nudity can you do that for me? [[Okay sure|531-1]] [[I need an example|nude example]]

I think you know what nudity looks like!!! :-P If the photos has nipples or pussy, ban it! [[Okay|531-1]]

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "2-2">>

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong. Could you try those again? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, & don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows). [[Try again|2-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off<<else>>Great thanks!!<<endif>> Here's some more Then we'll chat some more!! [[Okay|2-1]] <</if>>

Ok get to work then! And then I'll explain some new rules later! [[Okay|1-1]]